its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Sorry about my life...
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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