I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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