So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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