I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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