too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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