You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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