what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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