I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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