Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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