with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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