We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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