Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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