Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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