We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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