I could have mohawked her pubes.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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