i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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