just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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