U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
i think im in europe. pls send help
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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