I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
whose ass print is on the piano?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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