Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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