i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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