I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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