i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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