Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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