are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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