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I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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