He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
