Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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