I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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