Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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