his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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