I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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