i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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