you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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