I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
It's shark week go big or go home
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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