they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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