He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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