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Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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