I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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