I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so let's talk penis.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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