Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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