Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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