I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
