"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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