He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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