So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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