just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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