Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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