Porn is love you can see.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
