i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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