yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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